My favorite Jelly Leg recipe

August 17, 2007

Distance: 6.7 mi

Time: 1:02:25

Recipe for Jelly Leg:

1- LOOOOONNNNNNG work week with over 1000 miles of driving

1- 22 mile run

1- 7.5 mile run (with 102 running nuts)

1- 6.5 mile run (the hilly kind works best for me, but choose your favorite)

4 days of very little activity

Dash of dehydration

Directions:  Insert 22 mile run.  Enjoy thoroughly.  Mix 1000 mile drive and 4 days of little activity together and add after 22 mile run.  Next add 7.5 mile run and 6.5 mile run back to back.  Add dehydration to taste.  Now blend, mix, puree, tenderize, spindle, fold, mutilate and then rub generously on legs.  No baking required.  Cooks in own juices…

PRESTO!

Serves one.